Wow! What a heavy series of posts we have been through. Since it is Easter, a time of celebration, it is time for hilarious definitions about some words which have been abused by the current government:
Policy - money hand outs given to sections of the Australian community favoured by the Labor party, that is mothers who are given a baby bonus or paid maternity leave even when Labor in is a deficit.
Boats - a strange looking sea-faring vehicle that needs to be turned back immediately to another country, namely Malaysia where it will, in the view of the government, teach asylum seekers a lesson not to annoy the Australian government
Misogyny - the hatred of Labor party women and other elites, but not the hatred of Liberal party women. This is because only elite women have value by virtue of their progressiveness in women's rights. All other women are of no value because they are not supportive of the progressive agenda.
Misandry - does not exist in the view of the "handbag hit squad" (a phrase coined by Liberal MP Kelly O'Dwyer), allegedly consisting of the gang of four, namely Julia Gillard, Nicola Roxon, Tanya Plibersek and Deborah O'Neil.
Mining tax - a tax that only collected about 1% of the intended revenue to be received by the government
Welfare groups - groups that help the government win votes by demanding the government to tax the working class, but not the super rich business class like the mining magnates, by making the government look like the caring socialist government that seeks to make everyone equal
Working class - the group of people that make up majority of the population who the government secretly likes the most because they have adequate taxation capacity, but no power to stop the government from hitting them with a tax hike that may one day go up to about 70% (like France).
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