We have the right to get smashed, because we like it (2)

This series of posts is a satire of Australians, dedicated to Australians.

We have the right to get smashed
Because we love to get smashed
Getting to the hospital
At 2am
Liver is dead
I'm the drinking queen (or king)
Celebrate my drunkeness with my friends
Dead liver makes me a queen (or king)
Anyone who doesn't get smashed
Is just a loser, loser, loser
That's right
A loser, loser, loser
Because they are missing out!
On getting smashed
How we love to get smashed!